Ugly Suit

Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his  
clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the 
 bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. 
"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that  
terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!" 
"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted  
thing?!" the manager asked. 
"That's the one!" 
"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get 
 rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit  
we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?" 
"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit,  
his seeing-eye dog bit me." 

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